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So a friend of mine recently started working with as a pharmaceutical assistant.

They were pretty slow one day, only a couple people in the store and all of the sudden this woman bursts through the doors and vomits some nasty green shit all over..

Even worse, this woman looked like death.. she…

That’s the greatest thing I’ve ever read.

(Source: Washington Post, via whiteboyfriend)

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